Mark Daniel Hoskins

Sunsing Lyrical Anthology: A Definitive Collection Of Sunsing Songs

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CoronaVirus Blues

We all know this story by heart by now remembered by such great human accomplishments and failures, such as the great toilet paper and change shortage of 2020. As I traveled across from New Orleans, I wrote this comedic song based on what I experienced. Hopefully it will be over soon, the Great Reset will have happened, everyone will be vaccinated with hydras, graphite and nanobots. And we can return to the New Normal, where I will probably be hiding most of the time without my Mark Of The Beast vaccination passport. Now there’s Monkeypox and who knows what else will come from the wars raging across the globe. It’s a time to be close together, not socially distanced.We all know this story by heart by now remembered by such great human accomplishments and failures, such as the great toilet paper and change shortage of 2020. As I traveled across from New Orleans, I wrote this comedic song based on what I experienced. Hopefully it will be over soon, the Great Reset will have happened, everyone will be vaccinated with hydras, graphite and nanobots. And we can return to the New Normal, where I will probably be hiding most of the time without my Mark Of The Beast vaccination passport. Now there’s Monkeypox and who knows what else will come from the wars raging across the globe. It’s a time to be close together, not socially distanced.We all know this story by heart by now remembered by such great human accomplishments and failures, such as the great toilet paper and change shortage of 2020. As I traveled across from New Orleans, I wrote this comedic song based on what I experienced. Hopefully it will be over soon, the Great Reset will have happened, everyone will be vaccinated with hydras, graphite and nanobots. And we can return to the New Normal, where I will probably be hiding most of the time without my Mark Of The Beast vaccination passport. Now there’s Monkeypox and who knows what else will come from the wars raging across the globe. It’s a time to be close together, not socially distanced.

Well I woke up Monday morning 
Got my daughter ready for school
Made sure her shoes were on the right feet 
Got her backpack packed up with her lunch 
And we walked down to the bus stop early 
But it didn’t show up
And she said what do we do
So I drove down to school
The security guard met me at the door  
He said didn’t you read the sign 
You can’t come in here much more
Said until further notice just stay at home
What do we do
We got a serious case of the Coronavirus blues

So I figured it was bring your daughter to work day every day 
So I set her up in a cubicle with some sticky notes 
A pencil and erasers and a couple other things too
The boss came down in about half an hour 
And said didn’t you get the memo
You gotta work remotely until further notice 
We got a serious case of the Coronavirus blues

So I figured 
If I had to bring my daughter home and work remotely  
I better go to the grocery store and get 
A roll of toilet paper and a couple bottles of booze
But line was out the door 
And they wouldn’t let more 
Than a couple people on the floor at a time 
Wear a mask at the same time
Sold out of everything when I finally got in line
We got a serious case of the Coronavirus blues

So I figured if I ain’t gonna get any work done 
I better just go down to the local watering hole 
And have a couple beers, 
A shot of whiskey or two, maybe more
But they wouldn’t let me in the door 
They said you gotta sit out side on the floor
They got a serious case of the Coronavirus blues
What do you do huh

So I figured on Sunday morning 
I’d go down to the local worshiping place 
And I’d go and say a prayer or two 
But they wouldn’t let me through. 
The pastor met me at the door from afar 
With a megaphone He said 
God can’t save you
We got a serious case of the Coronavirus blues

So they let a couple of my friends out of jail the other day 
I saw them and said 
You got out about a decade early or two. 
I said let me guess, 
They said a lot of our other friends are out too, 
They let them all out on the same day
We got a serious case of the Coronavirus blues