Take a long walk off a short road
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out
I had a penchant for something you mentioned
Something you said you can't live without
Well I'm rolling down the highway heading to the Carolinas
Got a couple hound dogs and a bunch of apple pie… moonshine
Working on my own redemption
When you popped the big question
It was something that I had to figure out
Got me a little cabin in a holler I won't mention
With a stream in the back where I can catch my trout
But I guess I'm second guessing
Thought I would have learned my lesson
But loving you came with so much clout
Your daddy was a preacher and a local feature
He made sure you were educated and astout
But I bet he didn't reckon when I saw you beckon
That I would be the one lead you out
When we got married down at the grainery
I had good sense that something else was about
But I figured I could be bigger and to that I didn't give any doubt
But he came out of left field with his fifth wheel
And he snatched you up and carried you away
If I had a million dollars I bet I would have been there
And you'd still be my baby today
So go and take a long walk off a short road
Don't let the screen door hit you on the way out
I had a penchant for something you mentioned
Something you said you can't live without